Coretta has been elected for Student Council

Coretta has been working hard preparing her student council speech over the past week. She wants to make sure that she appeals to both the boys and girls in the class and feels it needs to have a humorous side. In Coretta's mind, "funny sells." While creating her speech, she decided that the main points she would focus on was expanding the boot room and assign helpers to keep it tidy, create a teachers against students soccer tournament, and stated that she would be reliable and dependable. She then stated, "that her ideas would be so bright that they would need shades" as she put her shades on, and ended with "Change your underwear, change your school." Congratulations Coretta!